WASHINGTON, D.C. — Officials from the Department of Justice issued a public warning that, if Donald Trump is elected, he will do to them all of the stuff they're currently doing to him.
Posted on 14 September 2024 | 9:51 pm
Do you remember that "Joe Biden" guy from a while back that everyone was talking about? The one who always mumbled funny words and said kind of racist stuff, but he was so old that everyone just sort of let it go? It's like he just completely disappeared. One day he was famous, always in the news, and then the next -- poof!
Posted on 14 September 2024 | 5:44 pm
HOUSTON, TX — The Home Depot has just announced a brand new "Alarm of Shame," which will be standard in all Home Depot locations by next week. The Alarm of Shame is meant to improve customer satisfaction and self-confidence by loudly blaring every time any so-called "man" asks an employee for help.
Posted on 14 September 2024 | 2:23 pm
ROME — Sources close to Pope Francis confirmed that the 87-year-old Bishop of Rome has just challenged Jesus Christ to a debate on how people can get to heaven.
Posted on 14 September 2024 | 12:33 pm