Attending a church for the first time can be a daunting experience. If this is the first time you're attending church this Sunday, try not to stress too much about what it'll be like to be in an entirely new place surrounded by people you don't know. Just follow these handy tips, and you'll be just fine.
Posted on 11 December 2025 | 4:50 pm
VENEZUELA — In a remarkable demonstration of martial superiority, the United States military just forced an unconditional surrender out of the entire Venezuelan army just by offering them some food.
Posted on 11 December 2025 | 3:50 pm
WHOA now. WHOAAA.
Posted on 11 December 2025 | 3:34 pm
The meaning of Christmas has been officially revealed, and it's all about those metal tins with three types of popcorn. Yep. Would you have guessed it?
Posted on 11 December 2025 | 2:55 pm
ANN ARBOR, MI — Just moments after news broke that the University of Michigan had fired head football coach Sherrone Moore with cause, Secretary of State Marco Rubio had been tapped as interim coach.
Posted on 11 December 2025 | 2:38 pm
U.S. — A recent report finds that the backs of cereal boxes have really gone downhill over the years, which is lame.
Posted on 11 December 2025 | 2:10 pm
HOUSTON, TX — Representative Jasmine Crockett has officially launched her Senate bid, immediately hitting the campaign trail to "axe for votes."
Posted on 11 December 2025 | 12:09 pm
The Wise Men may have done well to find the Christ child, but to be frank, the gifts they brought left something to be desired. Here are 23 other gifts that the Wise Men should have brought instead:
Posted on 10 December 2025 | 4:59 pm
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — The Indianapolis Colts unveiled a new trick play where quarterback Philip Rivers fakes a handoff, then jogs off the field to get his wife pregnant again.
Posted on 10 December 2025 | 2:57 pm
OLATHE, KS — A local church gathering was set to offer new insights into life that no one else had ever discovered before, as a small group waited in hushed anticipation, as newlyweds prepared to offer marriage advice to everyone else.
Posted on 10 December 2025 | 2:33 pm
Men, if you're still looking for love we've got a sweet life hack for you today — trick a nice girl into marrying you by hiding your obsessive hobby until after you've tied the knot and she's stuck with you.
Posted on 10 December 2025 | 2:15 pm
The kids are really begging for smartphones this Christmas, but we all know there are potential risks. In lieu of purchasing your child a smartphone, perhaps consider any of these 13 safer alternatives:
Posted on 10 December 2025 | 1:58 pm
U.S. — In a corroboration of what many had long suspected, a new report finally confirmed that the holiday of Kwanzaa has been revealed to be an elaborate prank on white people.
Posted on 10 December 2025 | 1:41 pm
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A $12 billion aid package for the agricultural industry is designed to help American farmers cope with how good the economy is, President Trump announced Monday.
Posted on 10 December 2025 | 12:59 pm