NEW YORK CITY — Prospects have dimmed considerably for local woman Violet Weber, who just graduated in December from Columbia with a degree in Diversity, Equity and Inclusion Studies.
Posted on 23 January 2025 | 12:18 pm
U.S. — Late-night comedy made a stunning return to form Monday following the inauguration of President Trump with hosts reportedly excited they can now make jokes about the president again.
Posted on 23 January 2025 | 11:58 am
In case you haven't heard, the United States is now obviously run by Nazis. How obvious, you ask? If you look at President Donald Trump's inauguration yesterday, the signs were everywhere.
Posted on 23 January 2025 | 10:38 am
LOS ANGELES, CA — After briefly listening to former Vice President Kamala Harris speak, survivors of the Los Angeles fires hopped back in their cars and drove directly into the flames.
Posted on 22 January 2025 | 4:46 pm
U.S. — With the uproar over President Donald Trump returning to the White House with a flurry of sweeping actions, the nation's liberals took a brief pause in their standard daily routine of chanting "Death to Israel" so they could call Elon Musk a Nazi.
Posted on 22 January 2025 | 4:24 pm
MALIBU, CA — Hunter Biden looked visibly troubled this week as sales for his paintings plummeted by approximately 100%.
Posted on 22 January 2025 | 2:33 pm
SAN DIEGO, CA — As President Trump issued an order requiring all government employees to return to work in person, one rescue swimmer for the United States Coast Guard expressed disappointment that he could no longer work from home.
Posted on 22 January 2025 | 1:45 pm
WAYMOOT, THE SHIRE — Local girl hobbit Daisy Stumpfoot has very high standards: she refuses to date any boy hobbit under four feet.
Posted on 22 January 2025 | 1:07 pm
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The debate over whether women should be allowed as pastors has been settled once and for all, thanks to the heroic efforts of the National Cathedral's lady Bishop Mariann Budde.
Posted on 22 January 2025 | 12:32 pm
In another incredible exclusive scoop, the Babylon Bee investigative team has obtained a picture of the note Biden left for President Trump in the Oval Office. Many air vents were crawled through to capture this remarkable image.
Posted on 22 January 2025 | 11:54 am