LOS ANGELOS, CA — Following President Trump's recent cancellation of Kamala Harris' Secret Service protection, the former Vice-President was seen fleeing dozens of international assassins.
Posted on 29 August 2025 | 5:11 pm
IRVINE, CA — The pastor of Lord's Vine Church has reportedly taken the lead drummer from their praise team aside and formally warned him to stop adding the drum fill from Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" to every worship song.
Posted on 29 August 2025 | 3:40 pm
AMARILLO, TX — After local man Jeremy Long got home from work a little early on Thursday he was greeted by a wife wearing pajamas, forcing him to consider whether or not she was "already" in pajamas or "still" in pajamas.
Posted on 29 August 2025 | 3:37 pm
UKRAINE — Following constructive talks about ending their war, the leaders of Russia and Ukraine have reportedly reached a new type of truce where they keep bombing each other indefinitely.
Posted on 29 August 2025 | 3:33 pm
SACRAMENTO, CA — Gavin Newsom's poll numbers have skyrocketed after he recently announced that he will be anti-crime until the next election.
Posted on 29 August 2025 | 2:43 pm
WALKERVILLE — Students at Walkerville Elementary School will reportedly be held back a year after it came to light that their teacher, Ms. Valerie Frizzle, shrank them down to miniature size to spend the year in some guy's blood instead of teaching them to read.
Posted on 29 August 2025 | 2:10 pm
LOS ANGELES, CA — A groundbreaking scientific study discovered that women first invented rompers to make other women look stupid.
Posted on 29 August 2025 | 1:35 pm