Babylon Bee (Satire)

Wife Disgusted And Horrified After Husband Shaves His Beard She Asked Him To Shave

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local wife Marge Thompson was repulsed at the hideous sight of her husband's doughy, unshaved face when he emerged from the bathroom after shaving his beard as she had requested.

Posted on 17 May 2024 | 8:04 pm

After Michael Cohen Testimony, Trump Trial Prosecutors File Motion For A Do-Over

NEW YORK, NY — Following testimony from disbarred attorney Michael Cohen that legal experts said was damaging to their case against former President Donald Trump, prosecutors filed a motion in court today for a "do-over."

Posted on 17 May 2024 | 4:28 pm

Congressmen Build Special Soundproof Girl Congress Next Door So The Men Can Get Some Work Done

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With women on the House Oversight Committee raising a ruckus and bringing a halt to legislative business, congressmen announced they had built a special soundproof Girl Congress next door for the womenfolk to go so the men could get some work done.

Posted on 17 May 2024 | 2:46 pm

Crowd Cheers As Scottie Scheffler Tunnels Out Of Prison Right Onto Tee Box

LOUISVILLE, KY — The second round of the PGA Championship was already underway today when a minor disturbance occurred near the opening hole, as Scottie Scheffler tunneled out of prison right onto the tee box.

Posted on 17 May 2024 | 2:11 pm

Support For 19th Amendment Decreases Sharply

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As tempers flared among girl congressmen on Capitol Hill yesterday, all male congressmen found themselves in unprecedented agreement that the 19th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was clearly a mistake.

Posted on 17 May 2024 | 1:13 pm