The 2024 Summer Olympics are here, and this time they're in France! But this isn't your grandma's Olympics. Eight exciting new events are here to challenge athletes from across the globe, and The Babylon Bee has the exclusive details.
Posted on 26 July 2024 | 4:18 pm
U.S. — Members of the mainstream media sounded the alarm about the Community Notes feature of X, formerly Twitter, which they say makes it harder for them to lie.
Posted on 26 July 2024 | 4:09 pm
PROVO, UT — A local woman with five kids expressed worry this week that driving a minivan might make her look like a mom.
Posted on 26 July 2024 | 3:01 pm
WASHINGTON, D.C. — New poll numbers showed Kamala Harris had locked up the white liberal woman vote by constantly being drunk and intolerable.
Posted on 26 July 2024 | 2:54 pm
U.S. — A combination of archaeological evidence and textual analysis has led many Bible scholars to believe King David wrote Psalm 22 after stepping on a plastic Lego brick.
Posted on 26 July 2024 | 2:41 pm
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his testimony before Congress, FBI Director Christopher Wray proposed a bold new theory about the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump, saying that it was possible that there was, in fact, no assassination attempt at all and that Trump's ear might have spontaneously exploded.
Posted on 26 July 2024 | 1:39 pm
PARIS — In a tragic turn of events, the opening ceremonies of the 2024 Paris Summer Olympics were delayed after Team USA flag bearer LeBron James flopped dramatically onto the ground.
Posted on 26 July 2024 | 1:33 pm
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Vice President's campaign for president received a highly sought-after boost this week, as former President Barack Obama reluctantly endorsed Kamala Harris after butt-dialing her.
Posted on 26 July 2024 | 12:31 pm